1. |
Shelter In Place
04:50
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Shelter In Place
Keep your distance
Six feet apart
Wear your mask
Don’t touch your face
Wash your hands
And remember too
Shelter in place
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2. |
We Don't Do That Anymore
03:12
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We Don’t Do That Anymore
Hello, nice to meet you
Have we met before?
Sorry, I’d shake your hand but
we don’t do that anymore
I wish people would just
wash their hands
it really gets in the way
of us being close friends
So you keep your distance
and I’ll keep mine
And together we’ll get through
These very, scary times
Good thing social media
prepped us in advance
how else could we have bridged
the gap of our social distance?
Sorry, what did you say?
Couldn’t hear through your mask
Gotta go stand in line at the store
And you don’t want to be last.
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3. |
Drink Some Bleach
04:39
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Drink Some Bleach
All hail the commander in chief
he came on the TV to speak
He said you gotta disinfect
So please just give him some respect
He was just trying to suggest
You need to clean inside your chest
So have a nice tall glass of bleach
To get to where the sun don’t reach
Lay back and just kick up your feet
And pour yourself a glass of bleach
Just put it on some ice
for a cold cocktail with some spice
It makes the summertime so nice
So pour yourself a glass of bleach
So please, everyone give heed
those words the president believes
Don’t listen to the fake media
those chemicals, they won’t kill ya’
it’s just a matter of opinion
so says the Prez and his minions
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4. |
Nothing Compares 2 TP
03:32
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Nothing Compare 2 TP
It's been seven weeks and several days
Since all the toilet paper’s gone
So I went online and ordered myself a be-day
But there’s a delay in shipping from Amazon these days
Since you been gone I been wiping with whatever I find
But most things are like rocks on my behind
I can’t eat my dinner in any restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away this poop
'Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to TP
It's been so rough on my derrière
Like a European thong
Nothing can reach these dingle-berry’s there
Tell me baby why did I write this song?
I could put my arms around everyone I see
But then I’d probably get the flu like Covid-19
I went to the grocer and guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
He said boy I hate to tell ya but theres nothing left
in the store, theres nothing more
'Cause nothing compares…
All the flowers that you planted Mama
In the backyard
Used on my backside
It was a little hard
Does anybody gotta an extra roll of 2 ply?
Maybe you could check your garage.
I tried to go to the Costco and stand in line…
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5. |
Great Again
06:09
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Great Again
The benefit of hindsight
is that you see things clearly
So now its 2020
Can you see the forest from the trees?
Because all around you is destruction
from the sewing of your seeds
And all your lies and bad beliefs
Can you please tell me
Tell me, is this what you meant
when you said you’d make things great again?
Because it doesn’t feel better
than the way things used to be
so why can’t you see
the wreckage all around your feet?
Like a slowly rolling stone
that’s gathering in speed
the sound is deafening
and there’s no where left to flee
Can you hear the people all around you
begging you please
stop this insanity
Do you hear me?
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